Cowboy’s New Watch

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.” The intrigued […]

Pee in a cup

Once there was a man who walked into a bar and starting talking to the owner of the bar. He said, “I bet you 300 dollors I can pee into that cup and not a drop out of the cup.” The bar tender laughed and said, “Ok, sure. 300 dollars.” So the man said, “Ok […]