Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kim Hubbard
Christmas – that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance – a day in which we think of everything […]
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. Oren Arnold
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. Carrie Latet
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included. Unknown
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. Dennis Miller
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas Robert Kirby
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning